May 2013
169 posts
a-sorta-fairytale:
get on my dick not my nerves
little-weed:
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
catswithbenefits:
reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
maclonna:
If Rihanna doesn’t name her greatest hits album HistoRIH i will blow things up
nevvzealand:
thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
macarena-of-time:
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
zaynsmalik:
911
yes hello
justin bieber
7 tags
tyleroakley:
omgtsn:
YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK...
unicornsandrainbowmoustaches:
hazwards:
do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
my entire life
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
maliciousmelons:
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
